The Cleansing of Falcon
I am posting the results of my recent colonoscopy on behalf of my good friend Trig, who was very interested in the particulars of this procedure.
As usual, my superior American diet has produced a healthy colon...quite lovely don't you think. Dr. Jackovski, my hot Russian female doctor and nurse Lola did a spectacular job. One extremely small polyp was excised successfully and poses no health risk. This condition, known as Paul Lucatosis is common in American men who consume vast quantities of American beef and sushi...
I want to thank all my wonderful Skype buddies, especially Trig, Noobie, Deputy and Thunder for their unwavering support.
Wonderful Falcon!
So Happy To Hear All Is Cleansed Darlin,
& You Are On Your Way To A Full Recovery!
It Just Wouldn't Be The Same Without Your
Intelligent, Informative, & Fun Loving Shit!!
Thunder
Nurse Lola Robot
Very, Very Funny!!! I would be your special "naughty" nurse... ha, ha!
I will be in Cally soon to find out about taking out this awful sunken disc of mine. Glad you had luck with your procedure. I have more massive surgeries coming up. Seems like most of the good doctors are in NY or Cally...I AM SCARED TO DEATH!! Removing an implanted disc can KILL you and we can't have two Skype deaths this year!!! Maybe I need a special male nurse who will wait on me hand and foot. Any volunteers? Speedo required:)
falcon cleansed
dear falcon,
i am very glad for you, well done
congratulations and all the best to you
Welcome Tidings from San Franfrisco
From afar lands I relay a message of joy and exhaltation from the peoples in these parts at the knowledge of a clean and healthy colon of the The Mighty Falcon. With their own eyes the people here see the wholesome and abundant substance of this colon. News of this has spread throughout the hills of this here town, many wondering at their chance to witness and experience it for themselves.
Yoora reporting,
San Francisco, California Republic
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