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Submitted by lolarobot on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 21:56.
Sean Penn Wants Reporters Jailed for Calling Chavez 'Dictator'
FOXNews.com
If Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn had his way, any journalist who called Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez a dictator would quickly find himself behind bars.
First Amendment be damned . . . If Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn had his way, any journalist who called Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez a dictator would quickly find himself behind bars.
Submitted by lolarobot on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 15:52.
To Sefi...Detroit can be the new Gitmo, housing for terrorists, or like a party house for DJO, Sara and other dirty Muzzies.
See their images in the windows. They are used to slum conditions, so this would be like staying at a Hilton.
They can even wash their smelly robes and hang them on the fences to the right of their housing:)
Submitted by lolarobot on Tue, 03/02/2010 - 01:38.
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Submitted by lolarobot on Mon, 03/01/2010 - 16:36.
| Country |
Medalists |
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Total |
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United States |
See Names |
9 |
15 |
13 |
37 |
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Germany |
See Names |
10 |
Submitted by lolarobot on Sun, 02/28/2010 - 11:24.
On my way back from a friend's house at night in a fairly unknown neighborhood about 30 minutes from my home, I decided to check my voice messages and I tried to type these numbers in while driving... hey, no biggie, right? Well, I ran straight into a pole at a big intersection. Thankfully I was not hurt and my large bumper protected my vehicle and only bent my plate. It could have been much worse. I was quite startled and felt like a stupid ass. I always make fun of people texting, but just dialing is just as bad. So, get a blue tooth or something so that your eyes are on the road at all times.
Scary!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/28/technology/28texting.html
Submitted by lolarobot on Wed, 02/24/2010 - 21:33.
Submitted by lolarobot on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 23:48.
Submitted by lolarobot on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 01:31.
Another guess who game. No clues on this one. Winner takes all?
Submitted by lolarobot on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 00:18.
Happiest States of 2009: The List
By Jeanna Bryner, LiveScience Managing Editor
posted: 16 February 2010 09:59 am ET
Submitted by lolarobot on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 00:36.
This is way too long, of course, so here is the link. Beware, this is some sick shit... forced teenage virgin rape! Jesus Christ!
http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2008/04/strange-sex-stories-from-the-muslim-world
The deepest differences between Muslims and Westerners concern not politics but sexuality. Each side has a long history of looking at the other's sexual mores with a mixture of astonishment and disgust. Here are some examples of customs and social attitudes from the Muslim side of the divide (in reverse chronological order) that have me, for one, shaking my head:
Sample:
Wife, 10, returned to husband, 80: A Saudi father returned his 10-year-old daughter to her 80-year-old husband after finding her hiding at her aunt's home for about ten days. The husband accused the aunt of meddling in his affairs: "My marriage is not against the Shari'a. It included the [proper] elements of acceptance and response by the father of the bride." The husband added that he had first been engaged to the girl's elder sister, but she wanted to continue with her education; "In light of this, her father offered his younger daughter. I was allowed to have a look at her according to Shari'a and found her acceptable." (August 26, 2009)
Submitted by lolarobot on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 19:31.
Submitted by lolarobot on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 19:31.
Submitted by lolarobot on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 19:22.
Because, Look, Everything Looks Better When Covered in Snow, Especially Dallas
Thu., Feb. 11 2010 @ 2:13PM
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| Patrick Michels |
| Looking across Main Street Garden this morning |
This weather update from Unfair Park HQ: Yes it's still snowing. Walking through downtown this morning was like taking a stroll around Minneapolis: steaming, snow-caked trucks kicking up road slush and huddled smokers hiding under umbrellas and office building overhangs.
Submitted by lolarobot on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 17:27.
Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces. [See photo above.]
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.
Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.
Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"
Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.
Submitted by lolarobot on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 17:37.
Vice Guide to North Korea
By Shane Smith, Founder of VICE and VBS.TV
February 10, 2010 8:42 a.m. EST
VIDEO: http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/02/08/vbs.north.korea/index.html?hpt=C2
Brooklyn, New York (VBS.TV) -- Getting into North Korea was one of the weirdest processes VBS has ever dealt with. After we went back and forth with their representatives for months, they finally said they were going to allow 16 journalists to come and cover the Arirang Mass Games in Pyongyang. Just before our departure, they suddenly said, "No, nobody can come." Then they said, "OK, OK, you can come. But only as tourists." But they already knew we were journalists, and over there if you get caught being a journalist when you're supposed to be a tourist you go to jail. We don't like jail. And we're willing to bet we'd hate jail in North Korea.
Submitted by lolarobot on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 14:31.
Pin-cushion Jacko: Post mortem reveals 13 puncture marks on his body
By David Gardner
Last updated at 9:14 AM on 10th February 2010
This shocking illustration shows the appalling toll that drug dependency took on Michael Jackson's body.
Puncture wounds on his neck, arms and legs - damning proof of the singer's addiction - were graphically detailed in the coroner's report into his death.
In a final blow to the pop icon's battered image, the autopsy also revealed that Jackson's 'sparse' hair was 'connected to a wig'.
There were 13 puncture marks on Jackson's body, and 38 marks in total.
The 51-page report was unveiled after Jackson's personal physician Dr Conrad Murray appeared in court in Los Angeles charged with involuntary manslaughter.
The report, which concludes that the care the singer received in the final hours of his life violated accepted medical standards, will be a centrepiece in the high-profile prosecution case against the cardiologist.
Dr. Conrad Murray, Jackson's personal physician appeared in court on Monday in Los Angeles charged with involuntary manslaughter
Submitted by lolarobot on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 00:33.
Just another "Guess Who This Is" game. My thought is that Falcon would get it first.
Submitted by lolarobot on Sun, 02/07/2010 - 19:15.
Submitted by lolarobot on Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:42.
Patient in vegetative state responds to questions
9 hours 46 mins ago
British scientists have reached into the shuttered world of a "lost" brain-damaged patient and communicated with him via his thoughts.
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Patient in vegetative state responds to questions
The 29-year-old Belgian was able to answer "yes" and "no" to questions by conjuring up imaginary scenes while having his brain scanned.
Before the extraordinary experiment the man, who suffered a severe head injury in a road accident in 2003, had shown no sign of being aware of the outside world.
Five years ago he was presumed to have slipped from a coma to a vegetative state, but researchers now know that diagnosis was wrong, after he was able to respond to questions about his life as scientists monitored activity in his brain.
On one occasion he was asked "is your father's name Alexander?" and correctly answered "yes" by imagining a tennis scene. When he was asked "is your father's name Thomas?" he answered "no" by thinking about roaming streets or walking around the house.
Submitted by lolarobot on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 21:23.
Following is Gallup's entire list of states, in order of what percentage of respondents said religion is "an important part" of their daily lives:
• Mississippi: 85%
• Alabama: 82%
• South Carolina: 80%
• Tennessee: 79%
• Louisiana: 78%
• Arkansas: 78%
• Georgia: 76%
• North Carolina: 76%
• Oklahoma: 75%
• Kentucky: 74%
• Texas: 74%
• West Virginia: 71%
• Kansas: 70%
• Utah: 69%
• Missouri: 68%
• Virginia: 68%
• South Dakota: 68%
• North Dakota: 68%
• Indiana: 68%
• Nebraska: 67%
• New Mexico: 66%
• Pennsylvania: 65%
• Florida: 65%
• Maryland: 65%
• Ohio: 65%
• Iowa: 64%
• Minnesota: 64%
• Illinois: 64%
• Michigan: 64%
• Delaware: 61%
• Wisconsin: 61%
• District of Columbia: 61%
• Idaho: 61%
• Arizona: 61%
• New Jersey: 60%
• Wyoming: 58%
• Colorado: 57%
• Hawaii: 57%
• California: 57%
• Montana: 56%
• New York: 56%
• Connecticut: 55%
• Nevada: 54%
• Rhode Island: 53%
• Oregon: 53%
• Washington: 52%
• Alaska: 51%
• Massachusetts: 48%
• Maine: 48%
• New Hampshire: 46%
• Vermont: 42%
Submitted by lolarobot on Wed, 02/03/2010 - 19:47.
Veiled wife costs man French citizenship
February 3, 2010 4:26 p.m. EST
France is home to about 3.5 million Muslims -- or 6 percent of the population.
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
- Immigration Minister says man denied wife liberty of coming going with face uncovered
- France is scheduled to vote on whether to ban full veils
Submitted by lolarobot on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 21:31.
1. If I was your wife or friend, is it okay for me to dress as I choose? If I want to wear a bikini at the beach or shorts and a t-shirt on a hot day, is this okay with you? Explain.
2. Can I open up a support group for Atheists and proudly express my atheist views in any Muslim country... Let's take Algeria, for example.
3. As your wife, can I go for a three day vacation to America to party?
4. If we divorce, is it okay that I get half of what we have and probably custody of our child?
5. Can I marry a Christian man if I live in Algeria? What will my family do?
6. Can I tell my husband to piss off if he makes me angry?
7. Can I drive to the local grocery store and buy what I want?
8. Can I open up my own bank account from the full-time job I hold?
9. Can I use toilet paper or baby wipes if I want?
10. Can I tell you, "No, not tonight honey, I have a headache?"
Thanks.
Submitted by lolarobot on Fri, 01/29/2010 - 18:27.
Submitted by lolarobot on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 23:06.
Here are some clues:
- She is a liberal douche bag
- She now looks like the Crypt Keeper
- Knew about water-boarding
- Contradicts herself
- Uses expensive aircrafts for personal trips
- She hates America
- She loves the shit healthcare bill
- She loves Islam and looks like shit in a head scarf
Submitted by lolarobot on Tue, 01/26/2010 - 20:19.
Submitted by lolarobot on Mon, 01/25/2010 - 23:09.
FILTHY, ASS WIPING MUSLIMS; I WISH DEATH UPON YOUR CULT.
Headline News
Thursday, January 14, 2010 Israel Today Staff
Israeli baby, mother hurt by Palestinian stone-throwers
Palestinian Arab stone-throwers injured an Israeli baby and her mother while hurling stones at Israeli motorists near the Judean town of Hebron on Thursday.
The baby and her mother were evacuated to a hospital in Jerusalem with moderate injuries.
Later in the day, another female Israeli motorist was injured by Palestinian stone throwers near the Samarian village of Na'alin.
In yet another incident, Arab motorists attempted to run an off-duty Israeli Border Police officer off the road on a highway north of Jerusalem that Israel's Supreme Court recently opened to Palestinian traffic.
After successfully evading the Arabs' attack, the officer ordered them to pull over. They did so, but immediately began hurling stones at the officer, who responded by firing his gun into the air. The Arabs quickly returned to their vehicle and sped away, but were arrested a short distance away at an Israeli checkpoint.
Four Palestinians from Bethlehem were also arrested by Israeli security forces on suspicion of stoning Israeli vehicles in the area the biblical town.
Submitted by lolarobot on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 21:10.
Where does the U.S. get their oil from?
By: Ethan K.
Where does the U.S. get their oil from? This is a good question. I am sure that almost every person reading this has gotten an email saying that we should all boycott one gas station or another, and that will automatically topple Saudi Arabia's oil export industry. I can't tell you how many of these chain emails I have gotten in the past couple of months. Americans are SO concerned about oil imports, yet they still go out and buy their Hummers and large gas guzzling SUV's. Hmmm...makes sense to me. Okay, so I finally had it with these emails and decided to do some research on where the U.S. gets its oil from.
I am here to set the record straight on where the U.S. gets its oil from. I jumped over to the Department of Energy's website to take a look at what they have to say about this matter, and it turns out that they have some great information about the matter. I guess that I should have thought of this before, but I guess I have been too preoccupied figuring out which gas station I should boycott. They thinking that "most" of our oil comes from the middle east is wrong. Sorry people...keep boycotting Citgo if you must, but I am here to tell you that THESE are the top ten countries that the U.S. imports from:
Submitted by lolarobot on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 22:46.
Tracking the ever-increasing pledges of financial aid and other assistance for quake-stricken Haiti is a difficult business, but the UN’sOffice for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA) is attempting to do just that. The OCHA has the tricky task of trying to orchestrate the efforts of the dozens of aid agencies either in Haiti or on their way there.
Its list of donors tracks both monetary sums and donations in the form of assistance and equipment, both from governments and corporations. However, it does not cover the millions of pounds of private donations pouring into appeals such as that launched in the UK by the Disasters Emergency Committee – where you can also make a donation. UK GUARDIAN
Country/ organisation – Funding-Committed/Uncommited US Dollars
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