I am posting the results of my recent colonoscopy on behalf of my good friend Trig, who was very interested in the particulars of this procedure.

As usual, my superior American diet has produced a healthy colon...quite lovely don't you think.  Dr. Jackovski, my hot Russian female doctor and nurse Lola did a spectacular job.  One extremely small polyp was excised successfully and poses no health risk.  This condition, known as Paul Lucatosis is common in American men who consume vast quantities of American beef and sushi...

I want to thank all my wonderful Skype buddies, especially Trig, Noobie, Deputy and Thunder for their unwavering support.

Lee Redmond shows off her fingernails, which are about 30 inches long in Salt Lake City, Aug. 8, 2006. Redmonds fingernails were broken off in a traffic accident Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2009. Her injuries were serious but not life threatening, according to Salt Lake County Sheriff's Office.(

They're calling her OCTOPUSSY....

The only thing more painful than having eight babies cut out of you: Carrying them in your ridiculously distended belly. Ouch!

This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids. Pass the Jessica Simpson mom jeans.

Octopussy may not have to pimp out her wombmates for dollars on her website anymore, as this "Alien" photo has just landed her a new gig ... the poster mom for anti in vitro fertilization.

Richard the Lionheart

Hindus worship cows for their life-sustaining dairy products Photo: GETTY

The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, India's leading Hindu cultural group, has developed Gau Jal or Cow Water, at its research centre in the Indian holy city of Haridwar on the River Ganges, and hopes it will be marketed as a 'healthy' alternative to Coke and Pepsi.

Come Early, Stay Late, and Be Prepared

The NHRA POWERade Series tour passes through 20 cities in all regions of the United States, bringing its excitement to millions each year. The events are spectacles of color and speed, chrome and flash, and ingenuity and engineering.

Though the track in Seattle measures the same 1,320 feet as the one in Gainesville, Fla., each venue differs. Here, you'll learn what to expect when you head out for a weekend at the drags.

IN GENERAL
Unlike a typical three-hour football game or two-hour concert, NHRA drag racing is an all-day affair. The best advice for fans might well be the same advice given to the teams you're coming to watch: Come early, stay late, and be prepared.

As you would for a ball game or a rock concert, plan ahead, beginning with your tickets. Don Kraushar, NHRA vice president of national-event business, recommends that fans buy their tickets in advance, either at the racetrack box office, by phone, online at NHRA.com, or through TicketMaster. Buying ahead gives you a better choice of reserved seats.

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Another amazing Superbowl ends the only way it could of ended..with a PITTSBURGH VICTORY..!

Rest In Peace Art...Your team is proveded yet some more icing on the cake today....

Aren't these two Rugby darlings darling..?  Question is: who's the winger and who's the "wingee"...

HD3 Raptor Complication Vulcania by Fabrice Gonet -  1 yr. in the making

Retail  -  $550,000.00 (U.S.)

Raptor Vulcania is the second timepiece designed by Fabrice Gonet.  A Grande Tourbillon directly inspired by the world of Jules Verne, this watch is reminiscent of the novelist’s imaginary machines but with just a touch of today’s world. The way Vulcania tells the time is definitely unusual: The hours are shown on a wheel through a lateral porthole 9 o’clock and the minutes on a disk like a ship’s Chadburn telegraph. Its 80-hour power- reserve indicator is reminiscent of a sextant, and there is also a porthole through which the winding mechanism of the movement can be seen.

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