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Dinner for Paul Lucas.. a nice BIG BANGER and cup o' tea....

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Looks like Granny made your favortie tonight Pauly... "bone" appetit...

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God Lucas...what in the hell did Granny do to her little Pauly..?

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So..Granny did her level best to turn her precious Paul into the little girl she always wanted..?  Well...judging by the level of manhood you display...she succeeded.  Good job Granny..!

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Hey...maybe there's something to this liar Obama's phoney baloney birthplace location... Alan Keyes thinks so..!

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CHANGING OF THE GUARD

'Constitutional crisis' looming over Obama's birth location. 

Alan Keyes lawsuit warns America my see "usurper" in Oval Office..


Posted: November 14, 2008
8:40 pm Eastern

By Bob Unruh
© 2008 WorldNetDaily

 

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Skypeassholes high end audio series continues with the B&W 800D loudspeakers.. every audiophile ASSHOLE needs a pair of these..

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Bowers & Wilkins 800D series loudspeaker

Retail  -  $20,000.00 the pair

Newly refined design under close scrutiny.
Review By Alvin Gold

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The 2010 Mercedes Benz SL65 AMG Black Series.. every ASSHOLE with $300K burning a hole in their pocket needs one of these...

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Mercedes Benz SL 65 AMG Black Series

Presenting a few figures to unclog your arteries: 661 horsepower, 738 pound-feet of torque, a $300,000 price tag, claimed 0 to 60 mph in 3.6 seconds, a top speed electronically limited to . . . 200 mph. Ahhh. You may now skip tonight's dose of Lipitor.

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The new Intel SSD (Solid State Disk) drives.. Intel is quietly working towards complete computer domination... stay tuned..

 

The new Intel SSD drives are wicked fast...

No one really paid much attention to Intel getting into the SSD (Solid State Disk) business. We all heard the announcements, we heard the claims of amazing performance, but I didn't really believe it. After all, it was just a matter of hooking up a bunch of flash chips to a controller and putting them in a drive enclosure, right?

 

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The "Top Ten Most Irritating Phrases"...some of them are as irritating as HEMORRHOIDS.. and that's pretty damn irritating...

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A top 10 of irritating expressions has been compiled by researchers at Oxford University.

The top ten most irritating phrases:

1 - At the end of the day

2 - Fairly unique

3 - I personally

4 - At this moment in time

5 - With all due respect

6 - Absolutely

7 - It's a nightmare

8 - Shouldn't of

9 - 24/7

10 - It's not rocket science

Heading the list was the expression 'at the end of the day', which was followed in second place by the phrase 'fairly unique'.

The tautological statement "I personally" made third place – an expression that BBC Radio 4 presenter John Humphreys has described as "the linguistic equivalent of having chips with rice."

Also making the top 10 is the grammatically incorrect "shouldn't of", instead of "shouldn't have".

The phrases appear in a book called Damp Squid, named after the mistake of confusing a squid with a squib, a type of firework.

The researchers who compiled the list monitor the use of phrases in a database called the Oxford University Corpus, which comprises books, papers, magazines, broadcast, the internet and other sources.

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OK ASSHOLES... this is what McCain and the republicans bought us.. the OBAMA NIGGER NATION... thank you.. yea, thanks alot...

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Start acting like republicans and maybe we'll see you in four years...

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The Lexus LF-A.. coming soon to a dream near you...

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Power - 500 hp    Top Speed  -  200 mph (est)
Estimated Retail  -  $165,000.00  (North America)
Lexus Unveils Two High-Performance Vehicles
at the 2007 North American International Auto Show

DETROIT, January 8, 2007 – Lexus unveiled the IS F high-performance luxury sedan and the LF-A sports-car concept at a press conference today at the 2007 North American International Auto Show (NAIAS) in Detroit.

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The McIntosh MC2KW Ref. Power Amplifier.. The heart of a high end audio system... every ASSHOLE needs one of these...

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McIntosh MC2KW
2,000 Watt Reference Power Amplifier

3 separate modules  Total weight  -  495 lbs.

Manufacturers Suggested Retail  -  $35,000.00

Description:

The dynamic range of live music places enormous demands on even the most powerful amplifiers. The MC2KW Monoblock Power Amplifier is designed to exceed those demands, delivering 2000 watts of continuous power and 8000 watts at the peaks. Shear power output is but the beginning of the story, however. The MC2KW features McIntosh Quad Balanced Circuitry which, in the process of creating such extraordinary power, actually cancels virtually all noise and distortion. Listening to music through the MC2KW one gets a sense that all barriers between the performer and the listener have been removed, leaving only the raw passion and excitement of the performance.

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Hiney India's favorite Indian racial slur..FILTHY FUCKING PUSH STARTING, TURD WORLD, ELEPHANT RIDING, TOWEL HEADED COCKROACHES..

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Here you go Hiney...here's your target...

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OBAMA IS NOT A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES... WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TO THE TRUTH NEGRU BOY..

Phillip Berg files lawsuit to prove Obama is a fucking liar and is not a natural born citizen and therefore is attempting to be FRAUDULENTLY elected President of the United States.

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The ALIENWARE AREA 51 ALX... the fastest Alienware desktop ever.. every ASSHOLE needs one of these...

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Alienware Area 51 ALX

Retail  -  $4450.00 to $7899.00 (U.S.)

The ALX Advantage

The Alienware ALX delivers exactly what you would expect from the industry’s most sophisticated high-performance desktop computer. Features such as an Intel® Core™ 2 Extreme CPU, NVIDIA® SLI™ technology and low latency memory come standard on every ALX to generate the highest benchmarks and the fastest, most intense graphics. The chrome accented case communicates that you appreciate a touch of luxury in your life. By choosing an Alienware ALX desktop computer, you join an elite club of the most discerning computer enthusiasts in the world.

 

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The McMillan TAC-50.. .50 caliber Tactical Rifle.. every RAB snipin' ASSHOLE needs one of these...

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MCMILLAN TAC-50          NSN: 1005015257716 Military Designation: Mk-15

Retail  -  $6999.00 to $8999.00 (U.S.)

The legendary McMillan TAC-50 has seen combat around the world and is the preferred issue 50 caliber for many government and law enforcement agencies. As for accuracy, it is based on the same McMillan 50 caliber action that dominates the 50 caliber benchrest competition. In fact, the TAC-50 set the world record for the longest successful tactical shot in combat at nearly a mile and a half. Despite its power, it is surprisingly easy to shoot owing to the proprietary design of the McMillan muzzle brake and geometry of the stock.

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BOYCOTT KDKA RADIO 1020 AM...THE VOICE OF PITTSBURGH.. THEY ARE ANTI-AMERICAN OBAMA WATERBOYS...WHAT A JOKE

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The management  SCREWS Kevin Miller ON AIR today simply for being a conservative...wtf  nobama 2008--millers the man

marty griffin falls to management  no balz no glory   ---honzman holds his own--that man got balls--keep it up freddie boy

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The SEGWAY PT Adventure Series.. for the ASSHOLE who has everything..

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Segway Personal Transporter..Adventure Series   

Retail  -  $6189.00 (U.S.)

The Segway® Personal Transporter (PT) x2 Adventure is the off-road machine that is ready for anything. Standard on the Segway x2 are the LeanSteer technology, wireless InfoKey controller and long-lasting Saphion® lithium-ion batteries, and includes the following components:

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Polaris 800 Dragon Switchback Snowmobile... Winter is coming.. Every snowbound ASSHOLE needs one of these...

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Retail  $11,199.00

Manufacturer:
Polaris
Year:     2009
Model:     800 Dragon Switchback
Vehicle Type:     Crossover
Price:     $9,299
Color:     Matte White (Dragon graphics)
Engine:     Liberty, 2-stroke, 2-cylinder, liquid-cooled
Displacement:     795 cc
Bore x Stroke:     85 x 70 mm
Carburetion:     Cleanfire injection - 4
Horsepower:     154 hp
Ignition:     Digital CDI with TPS, WTS, DET
Clutch:     Drive: P-85
Driven: P2
Suspension:     Front: IQ; RydeFX® Air 2.0 shocks; RydeFX®, HPG, IFP track shock; 10 in. (25.4 cm) travel
Rear: IQ 136 coupled; RydeFX® comp. adj. track shock; 14 in. (35.6 cm) travel
Brakes:     Phantom, hydraulic disc
Exhaust:     SC VES, single
Skis:     IQ
Length:     120 in. (308.4 cm)
Width:     48 in. (121.9 cm)
Height:     48.5 in. (123.2 cm)
Track LxWxH:     136 x 15 x 1.25 in. RipSaw
Ski Stance:     42.5 in. (108 cm)
Dry Weight:     536 lbs. (243.1 kg)
Fuel Capacity:     11.5 gal. (43.5 l)

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RAB DAY CARE CENTER...

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ARISE ARAB CHILDREN..!  KILL THE GREEDY WALL STREET JEW BASTARDS..! 

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More evidence that BARNEY "DIRTY FILTHY FAGGOT" FRANK had his fist up NOT ONLY HIS BOYFRIEND'S ASS.. BUT UP AMERICA'S AS WELL..

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Barney Frank Played Hide the Salami with Fannie Mae Lover; Still Blames GOP for Buggered Economy!

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Thanks for the mess.. you male sluthole..

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Glad you're working for the people.. let's see you go ATM with a butcher knife.. you faggot puke.

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The new Apple iPod NANO.. every ASSHOLE needs at least one of these.. help our friend SNAKE out and buy 2 or 3 of 'em...

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iPod nano

Retail -   8Gb.  $149.00    16Gb.  $199.00

Color isn’t the only brilliant new iPod nano feature.

A musical Genius.

Say you’re listening to a song you really like and want to hear other tracks that go great with it. The Genius feature finds

the songs in your music library that go great together and makes a Genius Playlist for you. It’s like having your own highly

intelligent, personal DJ.

Find your music faster.

It’s even easier to find the song you want to hear. Now you can view your album art in Cover Flow. Or just press and hold the Center button to browse by album or artist. When you find the right song, press the Center button to add it to your on-the-go playlist.

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Novastor.. NOVAbackup 10 Professional.. PC World's top rated backup solution.. every ASSHOLE needs to backup..

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Backup for Workstations

NovaBACKUP data protection and recovery software has been specifically designed with PC users in mind; it provides simple fast and reliable protection for personal information including Photos, MP3-Files, Emails and other important documents.

Operating Systems:
Windows XP, Windows 2000 Professional, Windows Vista

 

NovaBACKUP® Professional is designed for small or home office users who only want to backup single workstations or multiple un-networked workstations. Includes 2GB of free online storage for one year.

Every day computer users lose critical data due to crashes, Internet malware and even theft or vandalism. Protecting data can be done simply and cost-effectively with NovaBACKUP software solutions.  Now users have a choice in data protection – local, online, or both!

 

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FAGGOT BOOY BARNEY FRANK..STEP DOWN..AND GO DROWN IN YOUR BATH HOUSE..! FUCKING FAGGOT PUNK..!

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This disgraceful piece of absolute faggot shit has been on every oversight committee related to Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in the last 15 years. It's time to chuck this silly little faggot along with all his other blatantly corrupt democratic cronies...

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The Falcon Northwest Mach V.. every ASSHOLE needs one of these...

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Falcon Northwest Mach V.. Custom built by the Falcon

Price - $19,924.98  incl. twin Samsung 30" monitors

 

 

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Recession... WHAT FUCKING RECESSION..!

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Mind the gap! The world's biggest cruise ship squeezes out of dock and sets sail

 

It might be time for the phrase: 'We're gonna need a bigger boat' to enter retirement.

For this mighty vessel, the largest ever passenger ship, dwarfs all that stands next to it, making the thousands of spectators which came to see it's launch look little more than ants as they waved the graceful ship out of the port.

The 315m-long ship is so wide it barely squeezed out of the Papenberg watergates, but ably helped by two tug-boats it escaped on it's to the North sea, where it will head to Denmark.

She is one of five Solstice ships launching between now and 2012, and can carry nearly 3,000 passengers.

And, after thousands of years, landlubbers might be able to escape their phobia of the sea... This cruiser is the first one to boast an authentic grass lawn on its top deck.

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